Tour De Turd

We Want You(r poo)

Give a Shit or Take a shit

  • VIPP Wristband

    All Weekend, Unlimited Access. Individual use only. Limited - pre sale available here.
  • Poo Tokens

    Bulk Buy, Single Use. Share these with your friends, or that special someone (there is nothing more romantic!) – no pre sales
  • On the Spot Drop Offs

    Individual, Single Use – no pre sales
Very Immanent Pooer Pass* – VIPP
Pre order your Poos and Wees

We have a limited number of VIPP weekend wristbands available for each festival. Numbers are restricted for these passes to ensure that you enjoy the benefits of being a VIP.

So snap up this cable breaking deal and get in early to secure your seat and enjoy:
  • Unlimited access during opening hours
  • Shorter queuing during busy times 

  • 10% discount on a T-Shirt of your choice with the purchase of a VIPP wristband online.
  • Complimentary After Shit Mint
  • Valet and Wiping Services - upon request *

*this service is limited to those who are 7ft8 and armless.